How are you?
I have no idea how you got here.
Maybe you searched for “Johan Woods” in Google?
Maybe someone gave you a link and you clicked it?
But now that you are here, allow me to introduce myself.
My family and friends know me simply as Johan.
A lot of people have trouble pronouncing that name but that’s okay, you’ll pick up what I’m laying down.
(Some people also just call me “The Swede”, but that’s a different story for another day).